Pregnancy

If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family.  ~Lawrence Housman

If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.  ~Nora Ephron, Heartburn, 1983


I realize why women die in childbirth - it's preferable.  ~Sherry Glaser


A period is just the beginning of a lifelong sentence.  ~Cathy Crimmins


Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.  ~Rita Rudner


Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes.  ~Joyce Armor


There are three reasons for breast-feeding:  the milk is always at the right temperature; it comes in attractive containers; and the cat can't get it.  ~Irena Chalmers


You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.  ~Dave Barry, "Things That It Took Me 50 Years to Learn"


Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child.  She must be found and stopped.  ~Sam Levenson


God's interest in the human race is nowhere better evinced than in obstetrics.  ~Martin H. Fischer


By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant.  ~Phyllis Diller


If men were equally at risk from this condition - if they knew their bellies might swell as if they were suffering from end-stage cirrhosis, that they would have to go nearly a year without a stiff drink, a cigarette, or even an aspirin, that they would be subject to fainting spells and unable to fight their way onto commuter trains - then I am sure that pregnancy would be classified as a sexually transmitted disease and abortions would be no more controversial than emergency appendectomies.  ~Barbara Ehrenreich

Related Quotations:
Babies,  Mothers


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